This Talking Hamster Wins the Internet

This Russian has a stuffed hamster that mimics everything it hears -- everything. We want one.

BTW: Here's a loose translation of the conversation between the police officer and the hamster: “Hello, I am Captain Dobrinin. License and registration, please....What did you say?...I am Captain Dobrinin. License and registration, please....Is the hamster talking?”

Sidebar: If you want one, it's