Is That a Frozen Fish Down Your Pants Or....

...is that a frozen fish down your pants? Jaqua Simmons, 23, is facing shoplifting charges after he was arrested Wednesday afternoon at a Kroger grocery store in Louisville, Kentucky for attempting to steal a frozen fish by stuffing it down the front his pants. According to the police report, Jaqua bought buy a can of beer, but walked out of the store without paying for the fish. He told