Hello, 911? 'I Need a Police Officer to Come Scare the Sh*t Out of My Kids'

What's a drunk mother have to do to corral her two unruly kids? Call 911? That's probably not the best choice, but 27-year-old Melissa Townsend decided to do last week. According to police, she called 911 to ask for an officer to come by her home in Indian Harbour Beach, Florida to scare the shit out of her 18-month-old and 3-year-old kids. In the 911 call, Melissa tells the dispatcher: "I need