Here's Video of a Lady Ramming Her Car into Her Baby Daddy and His New Girlfriend's Car

B*tches be like...why you ran me over? A day after a crazy pregnant lady ran over and maimed her baby daddy's pregnant girlfriend, comes...

Man Drives Into Brooklyn Police Precinct, Shoots Himself in the Head

A "distraught" man smashed wanted to go out with a bang. According to authorities, the man drove his car into the parking lot of t...

Meanwhile, at a Middle School in South Carolina

Last Wednesday, 36-year-old Tyshekka Collier went to pick up her son from Fairforest Middle School in Spartanburg, SC, after he was suspende...

Granny Jailed For Threatening to 'F--k Up' Son's Bully

A 59-year-old woman from Clayton County, Georgia was arrested this week after she threatened a middle school boy who was bullying her great-...

Judge Admits to Banging Lady in Chambers

A Michigan judge has admitted he had sex with a woman in his chambers while her case was pending in his court. In a 38-page response to the ...

Is That a Frozen Fish Down Your Pants Or....

...is that a frozen fish down your pants? Jaqua Simmons, 23, is facing shoplifting charges after he was arrested Wednesday afternoon at a Kr...

65-year-old Man Claims Nurse in Her 20s Raped Him Inside Hospital

A 65-year-old Philadelphia man is not happy with the treat he received at Temple University Hospital last month, so he filed a police report...

Idiots Try to Sell Stolen Ambulance

And the donkeys of the day are Moe, Larry, and Curly, er, Oscar Comeaux III, 35, James West, 35, and Peter Burks, 25. The trio were arrested...

Man's 4-months-Pregnant Ex-Girlfriend Mows Down His 5-months-Pregnant Current Girlfriend

Here's some ratchetness for you. Police in Houston are looking for 26-year-old Shareyll Starre Hunter after she ran over her ex-boyfrien...

Walmart Worker Steals Money From Register, Brags About it on Facebook

Beshaw Ogbonna is an idiot. There's no way around it. The 21-year-old was arrested last week after he stole $3,000 from the Walmart in A...

Man Sells Shares of Himself, Lets Shareholders Decide How He Lives His Life

For the last 5 years, Keith Michael Merrill of Portland, Oregon, started selling shares of himself. He set up a private market online wh...

Doctor Kills Patients to Free Up Hospital Beds

A Brazilian doctor charged with killing seven patients at a hospital could be responsible for up to 300 deaths. According to prosecutors, Vi...

Meanwhile, in Redding, California

Earlier this month, a hungry man tried to break into a convenience store in Redding, California by throwing a rock at the front door window....

Burglar Goes on After-Hours Shopping Spree

Police in Seattle are looking for a man who used a concrete block to smash his way into a grocery store 3:40am last Sunday. Once inside, he ...

Is Kim Kardashian Faking Her Pregnancy While a Surrogate Carry Her Baby?

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian has been accused of faking a marriage and her physique, but a bombshell report in the National Enquirer claim...

NFLer Amari Spievey, Girlfriend Arrested After Fight Over Child Support

Detroit Lions safety Amari Spievey was arrested in Middletown, Connecticut, on Tuesday after a fight with his girlfriend about child support...

Student Forms White Student Union to Combat 'Black Crime Wave'

Mathew Heimbach insists he's not a racist or future Imperial Wizard BUT he recently formed a hate group. Weird, right? The aspiring Ort...

Gucci Mane Jailed For Attacking Fan; Judge Denies Bond

Atlanta rapper Gucci Mane was arrested last night and charged with aggravated assault for hitting a man head with a champagne bottle at a do...

Dionne Warwick Files For Bankruptcy, Again

Dionne Warwick filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy Thursday, claiming she owes more than $10 million in back taxes and has only $10 left at the end o...

Kordell Stewart Files For Divorce From Porsha Stewart

After almost two years of marriage, Kordell Stewart is bailing on his wife, Porsha Williams Stewart who's a castmember on the "Real...

Lady Facing Judge For Stabbing Her Husband Flips Out

This morning, Blanca Gemma Regalado, 53, appeared before a judge in a Miami courtroom for a bond hearing. She's charged with attempted ...

Gentleman Punches Ex-Girlfriend in the Stomach After She Refused to Get an Abortion

Louis Vickers is a piece of work. The 27-year-old from Lee County, Florida, is jailed on charges of aggravated battery for punching his 21-y...

If This Adorable Little Girl Found Wandering the Streets is Your Child, Police Would Like to Speak With You

Police in Pompano Beach, Florida are looking for the parents of a little girl -- believed to be about 2 years old -- who was found wandering...

Couple Jailed For Putting 5-year-old Inside Oven

You, know what? I'm so through. Lavelldo Washington, 34, and Corneisha Wilkerson, 23, of Nashville, Tennessee, are charged with aggravat...

Woman Tries to Kill Snake By Setting it on Fire, Burns Her Home Down Instead

A woman from Liberty Eylau, Texas is homeless today after she tried to kill a snake Wednesday night. The unidentified woman saw a snake in h...

Ohio Prosecutor Indicts Punxsutawney Phil For 'Misrepresentation of Early Spring'

This can't be for real, right? Butler County, Ohio prosecuting attorney Michael Gmoser and the State of Ohio has filed an official indic...

Mother of the Year Beats, Starves, Ties 4-year-old Daughter to Bed For 12 Hours Every Day

Some people are just evil. This ↑↑↑ is one of them. Laketha Moore of Las Vegas was arrested Monday and charged with child abuse after a main...

Atlanta Mall Cop Darien Long Gets Fired (Update: He Just Got Arrested!)

Darien Long, the Atlanta mall security guard who has become world-famous for Tasering anyone who crossed his path, will be out of his come M...

This Lady Who Bit Off a Another Lady's Finger Certainly Seems Pleased With Herself

What's up with all the cannibalism of late. Just today a pr0stitute tried to eat a client's johnson, last week a hungry homeless man...

KABOOYOW! KABOOYOW!

Michelle Clark is giving us our life today. After a hail storm swept through Brookshire, Texas, this morning, the NBC affiliate went to seek...

Woman Facing Federal Charges For Stealing Bag of Frozen Meatballs

We swear this story isn't from The Onion. It's real life and it's nutty. Estelle Casimir, 56, of Newburgh, NY, and works as a cu...

Meanwhile, in Florida, Escort Tries to Bite Off Man's Penis

Priscilla Vaughn, a 29-year-old escort (I'm sure they mean pr0stitute, but whatever), is facing attempted murder charges after she tried...

Janet Hubert Puts on Her Reading Glasses, Reads Wendy Williams For Filth

Chile, you guys know we don't watch Wendy's talk show, so we don't know what led Janet Hubert, the actress who played the Vivian...

Man Impregnates 11-year-old Girl

Ohmigod! Deandre Devon Davis-Williams of Houston is charged with sexually abusing and impregnating an 11-year-old girl. According to police,...

Eddie Murphy Declines Arsenio Hall's Request to Appear on His New Talk Show: report

When a person lands their own talk show, he feverishly goes through his contacts, calls everyone hoping to land the biggest name they know t...

Cedric The Entertainer Hired as New Host of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'

Comedian and actor Cedric the Entertainer (real name: Cedric Antonio Kyles) will replace Meredith Vieira as host of Who Wants to Be a Millio...

Man Attacks Roommate With Tree Branch Over Facebook Post, But He May Have Deserved It

Yes, it's yet another story about a person who doesn't know how to act on Facebook. But this beatdown may have be warranted. Edmond ...

Lady Gets into Fight With Her Family, Attempts Vehicular Homicide

It's still unclear as to what sort of familial dispute led Sharoya Jones to drive her car into a crowd of about 20 people (some of them ...

Man Storms Stage, Interrupts Kansas City Mayor's State of the City Address

Mayor Sly James imma let you finish, but I'm the best mayoral candidate of all time. Ha! During Kansas City Mayor Sly James’ State of th...

Here's Video of Three Men Attempting to Steal Electronics From Walmart

Earlier this month, three men walked into a Walmart in Stockbridge, Georgia to steal a sound bar and two stereos, but when confronted by a s...

Teen Banned From Saying 'Bingo' For 6 Months

Austin Whaley is an idiot. The 18-year-old thought it would be hilarious when he and several of his friends walked into a Covington, Kentuck...

Lady Digs Out Woman's Eye Ball

As the saying goes, don't mess with crazy. Police have arrested a woman for digging another woman's eye out of the socket during an ...

77 Rabbits, 4 People Found Living in House of Filth

What's that smell? While making a house call to bring in a lady wanted for failure to appear in court, police in Dunwoody, Georgia, came...

Hello, 911? 'I Need a Police Officer to Come Scare the Sh*t Out of My Kids'

What's a drunk mother have to do to corral her two unruly kids? Call 911? That's probably not the best choice, but 27-year-old Melis...

Man Jailed For Stealing Hair Dye, Again

Gary Johnson is a klepto who like to keep his gray hair at bay. The 58-year-old from Newington, New Hampshire, was sentenced to 30 days in j...

Doctor Arrested For Botched Cosmetic Surgeries

If you used a Groupon to get plastic surgery at Advanced MedSpa in Rocklin, California, then you can't be surprised that the discounted ...

Lady Goes to Beauty Supply Store to Buy Hair, Gets Attacked By Store Owner

Last week, Ruth Jones and her two daughters went to Uptown Beauty Supply in Arlington, Texas, to buy hair and beauty products, but all she ...

Katherine Jackson is Suing AEG For More Than $40 Billion For Michael Jackson's Death

We don't know if Katherine Jackson is out of her mind, suffering from Alzheimer's, is money-hungry or smoking something because the ...

Lady Jailed For Making False 911 Calls About Cats in Her Backyard

We're not sure if this lady has a mental illness, drunk or she's just batshit crazy, but 54-year-old Wendy Brock was arrested after ...

Lady Sells Husband's Belongings in 'Lying Cheating Sale' After He Left Her For a 'Floozie'

What's more vindictive than a woman scorned? When you find out, let us know. In the meantime... A scorned woman held a yard sale to get ...

Quick-Thinking Man Catches Baby Thrown From Burning Apartment

Chuck Faison is a hero. After three-alarm fire broke out at the Weatherly Walk Apartments in Fayetteville, Georgia on Thursday, the maintena...

Homeless Man Bites Off Waiter's Lip

The most recent zombie attack happened in Atlanta last Friday. Rodney Scott said he went outside the restaurant (Flying Biscuit) where he ...

Man Jailed For Beating His Wife to Death With Vacuum Cleaner

After seven months on the run, this gentleman has been captured. What did he do? According to police, 37-year-old Anthony Tyrone Mayo fatall...

Residents Sue Town After Officials Refused to Stop Praying in Jesus' Name

The American Civil Liberties Union filed a federal lawsuit this week on behalf of three people from Rowan, NC, demanding that the Rowan Coun...

Here's Video of a Man Crashing His Truck Into Sheds, Trees at Home Depot

B-a-n-a-n-a-s! This might look like one of those Russian videos we love, but this happened in Riverdale, Utah. Someone was rolling tape as D...

Principal Jailed For Having Sex With Student at Prom

The assistant principal of a high school in Spring, Texas was arrested after he had sex with a female student at the prom in 2012. A student...

Lady Kills Entire Family, Then Herself

On the same day a New York City woman jumped to her death with her 10-month-old baby in her arms, a woman in Mesquite, Texas, killed her ent...

Idiot Attacks His Sister Over Facebook Privacy Settings

Here's the story of another idiot who shouldn't be allowed on Facebook. The Charleston Police Department has arrested a 21-year-old ...

Prisoners Use Smuggled Cell Phones to Record Life Behind Bars, Post Videos Online

Have you even wondered what prison life is like? Well, prisoners at Hays State Prison in Georgia have been using smuggled cell phones to rec...

Drunk Man Arrested After He Passed Out Face First in a Plate of French Fries

Last Friday in Cookeville, Tennessee, 32-year-old Bratten Hale Cook III passed out for more than an hour with his face planted in a plate of...

2-year-old Boy Ate Used Condom He Found at McDonald's Play Area

Remember the story from a few years ago about a 4-year-old boy who found a used condom in a motel room and ate it? We don't know how tha...

Lady Jumps From 8th-Floor Apartment Window With 10-Month-Old Son in Her Arms, Dies

A New York City woman failed today at murder-suicide. Thankfully. A distraught mom died and her 10-month-old child was injured this afternoo...

Worst Pick-Up Line Ever: "I am Not a Pedophile. I am a Rapist!'

The Donkey of the Day is this ↑↑↑ idiot. Terrance Roach of Louisville, Kentucky, was arrested and charged with charged with harassment and d...

Argentine Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio Elected Pope

Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina was elected pope, the first ever from Latin America and the first from outside Europe in more than a mill...

89-year-old Man Jailed For Beating Wife

Yes, this happened in Florida. New Port Richey, Florida. 89-year-old Domenico Palermo was arrested Tuesday night after he beat his wife and ...

12-year-old Girl Brings $20,000 to School in Backpack, Hands it Out to Classmates

Recently, a 12-year-old student in Taylor, Michigan, showed up to school with $20,000 in her backpack. The 6-grader then started distributin...

State With Highest Obesity Rate Passes Law That Will Keep Its Residents Fat

Those crazy, fat folks in Mississippi aren't willing to give up their title as the fattest state in the country. On the same day a judge...

Kandi Burruss Sues Whats-Her-Face Over 'Tardy for the Party'

We thought this issue was water under the bridge, but when money is involved, it's hard to forgive and forget. More than three years aft...

Bully Pushes Girl Out of Moving School Bus

Seriously, WTF? While on her way home from school last Friday, a 13-year-old special needs girl was attacked by bullies on the school bus. B...

Boy On the Run From Cops For Attacking Foster Parent Tries to Hide in Police Officer's Home

After assaulting his foster parent yesterday in Opa-Locka, Florida, a teenage boy ran from police. He jumped over a man's fence, the str...

Jury Grants Deion Sanders Sole Custody of Sons

Uh oh, "gold digger" Pilar Sanders is gonna be pissed. After two weeks of mudslinging testimony, the child custody hearing is over...

6-Month-Old Girl Shot 5 Times, Killed in Gang-Related Shooting

The shootings in Chicago are never-ending. The latest victim is a 6-month-old Jonylah Watkins, who was shot five times (in the thigh, should...

Lady Videotapes 2-year-old Son Smoking Weed From Bong

Mother of the Year Rachelle Leann Braaten of Centralia, Washington, was arrested on Friday after video (below) surfaced of her allowing her ...

Tax Preparation Company Gives Woman's Tax Refund Check to Someone Else

After watching this report on Advanced Tax Services' shady dealings, it's not hard to believe they gave a woman's $3,782 tax ref...

Lady Punched Firefighter Trying to Help Her

Yes, that's a lady. And yes, she's 27 years old. Allegedly. Elizabeth Darlene Binion was arrested in Oklahoma City after she punched...

Homeless Man Gets Ticket For 'Disturbing the Contents of a Garbage Can'

In the WTF news of the day, in Houston's latest attack on the homeless, a 44-year-old homeless man was issued a ticket (below) with the ...

Lady Tries to Sell Her Two Children For Money to Bond Her Boyfriend Out of Jail

A 22-year-old lady from Sallisaw, Oklahoma was arrested this week for attempting to sell her two children -- a 2-year-old and a 10-months-ol...

So Drug Traffickers Are Using Megabus to Transport Drugs Across State Lines?

If you're a drug trafficker who use discount bus companies to traffic your illegal drugs across state lines, the cops know what you'...

Homophobe (And Rumored Lesbian) Blasts Drag Show as 'Immoral'

Next week, the University of Wisconsin-Fox Valley will host a drag show featuring former RuPaul's Drag Race contestant Shangela Laquifa ...

Meet 'The Barbie Man' Who Lives With 2,000 Barbie Dolls

Since 1997, 41-year-old Stanley “The Barbie Man" Colorite of Hudson, Florida, has been collecting Barbies. His collection of 2,000 Barb...

Woman Dies After Inhaling Sewer Gas From Kitchen Sink

What's that smell? Oh, good heavens, don't inhale! A woman apparently died Wednesday after asphyxiating sewer gases which came from ...

Stunt Queen Jailed For Trying to Steal Pumps For Drag Show

An 18-year-old Oklahoma City man was arrested after attempting to steal a $39.99 pair of women's shoes from Target on Monday. According ...

Here's Mariah Carey's Music Video For 'Almost Home'

This afternoon, Mariah Carey released the visuals for "Almost Home" from the soundtrack of Disney's Oz the Great and Powerful....

Hello, 911? 'Can You Come Drive Me Through the Drive-Thru at Wendy's So I Can Get Some Food?'

A man -- who was more than likely drunk or high or both -- called 911 in Milford, Massachusetts early Wednesday morning demanding someone co...

'Moorish National' Squatting in $3 Million Mansion Refuses to Leave (UPDATE: She Got Arrested)

A woman who calls herself a "Moorish national" (these are nutjobs who claim to be members of an indigenous black tribe independent...

82-year-old Woman Thrown Off Train For Singing Hymns

So, as you can probably guessed, this happened in Florida. 82-year-old Emma Anderson was singing religious hymns, including "Amazing Gr...

Granny Pulls Gun on Walmart Workers After Store Refused $1 Coupon

A 61-year-old woman from Crawfordville, Florida was arrested last week after she pulled a gun on a Walmart assistant manager after they refu...

Man Attacks Wife Outside Courthouse

While at a Dallas courthouse covering the messy divorce case between Deion and Pilar Sanders, a man beat the crap out of his wife -- outside...

Man Chokes Wheelchair-Bound Woman Because She Ate Last Piece of Chicken

A man was arrested Sunday night in Pacolet, South Carolina after he attacked a woman after she ate the last piece of chicken during dinner. ...

Cops Found Loaded Gun Inside This Lady's Cat Trap

We see your gentleman who smuggled a 10-inch gun inside a jail in your butt and raise you the lady who stuffed a loaded firearm inside her v...

Mother Stabs Sons' Bullies

What would you do to protect you children who were being bullied? Call the police? Ahem, 33-year-old Nora Silva of Orlando decided to get st...

Judge Orders Man Who Cursed at His Mother to Pay Her

A court in Lae, Papua New Guinea has ordered a man to pay his mother $230 for swearing at her. According to the report, Clarence Lote swore ...

Surveillance Camera Captures Cop Performing Life-Saving CPR on Man

Last month, Linda Tyler was driving her asthmatic son, Timothy Keith Haynes, to a hospital after he complained of difficulty breathing, but ...

Lady Attacks, Bites Man Over Facebook Post

A lady from Union, South Carolina was arrested on Sunday and charged with assault and battery after she attacked a man, bit him and vandaliz...

Meanwhile, in Australia

When American reporters get heckled, they either run away in fear or embarrass the heckler, but in Australia, after a man jumped into Seven ...

This Talking Hamster Wins the Internet

This Russian has a stuffed hamster that mimics everything it hears -- everything. We want one. BTW: Here's a loose translation of the co...

FBI Releases Files on Whitney Houston

The FBI has released its files on Whitney Houston who died last year from accidental drowning with heart disease and cocaine use as contribu...

Michael Jordan: I Am Not That Boy's Father

Back in February, Pamela Smith of Atlanta filed a paternity suit claiming that NBA hall of famer Michael Jordan is the father of her 16-year...

Dennis Rodman Tries, Fails to Defend North Korea Trip

Poor Dennis Rodman. He got a free trip to North Korea, befriended and partied with a dictator and probably got high on some good drugs and r...

Boy is a Bottom

RuPaul's Drag Race alums, Willam and Detox, join Vicky Vox for this epic revamp of Alicia Keys' Girl on Fire. He's just a boy, b...

Woman Crawls Up Stairs After Her Free City-Installed Elevator Breaks Down

We feel sorry for this woman, but. Just but. Seven years ago, the city of Philadelphia installed an $18,000 elevator into Phyllis Montgomery...

Dog, Rat Meat May Have Entered Human Food Chain

Now may be perfect time to consider vegetarianism. A member of the European Parliament has warned that meat from rats and abandoned dogs may...

Lady Sues Walmart After Eating Expired Chocolate Bar

Terrica Brown of Huntsville, Alabama doesn't want to spend the rest of her life working at Walmart, so she hopes to cash in. Earlier thi...