My Little Pony

If you're like us, you're trying to comprehend why a person would shoot and kill 20 kids at an elementary school, but as we await mo...

This Lady Tried to Buy iPads with EBT Card

I just can't with Tracy Browning. Not today. Never. source: WHAS

Man Kills Roommate Over Pork Chops

Police in Holly Hill, Florida are curious to know what about the way Robert Gray cooked pork chops that made his roommate, 55-year-old Thoma...

Shemar Moore Makes Sweet Brown Swoon, Gives Her a Lap Dance

Sweet Brown -- an Oklahoma City woman with bronchitis who became an Internet sensation after she survived a house fire -- is holding on to h...

A Donkey Gon' Do What a Donkey Gon' Do

Really, Tara Shenell Hampton? Really? source: WAFF

Waiter Threatens Cheapskates With Knife

For 10 years, Shamika and Jerome Scott have been regular customers at Tallahassee's "Barnacle Bill's Restaurant" and durin...

Hello, 911? Why Are Cops Chasing Me? Speeding You Say? OK, Pay Me $300,000 and I'll Pull Over. That is My Fee!

This lady is batsh*t crazy. There is no other way to say it. Around 11:25pm on Monday, she was driving at a high rate of speed through Bruns...

Shoplifter Sues Store Owner Who Shot Him

Bryson Adrian Dewberry, a shoplifter who was shot in the face after stealing a bottle of vodka from a Colorado Springs liquor is suing the s...

WATCH: Roof Collapses During TV Interview

Y'all Okay?...Your roof just collapsed!. After heavy rains in Birmingham, Alabama on Monday, Clint Thornton was being interviewed on his...

Was a Man Who Was Beaten Up By Usher's Bodyguard Killed By a Hit Man in NYC Today?

A brazen shooting in NYC today left Brandon Lincoln Woodard, 31, dead and onlookers stunned. According to police, as Brandon -- who just che...

Couple Calls Police on Noisy Church

Tim Ellis and Sherri Callahan of Columbia, SC insist they're not atheists, they just want some peace and quiet in their home. The couple...

Another Man Tickled By Ex-Elmo Puppeteer as a Teenager Files Lawsuit

In news that should not come as a surprise to anyone, yet another man has slapped ex-Elmo puppeteer and pedophile Kevin Clash with a civil l...

Oh, Crap!

Gregg Greaves, 23, of Chicago has been jailed without bond after he jumped out a bathroom stall and stabbed a man in the neck at a bar early...

What's That Smell?

The Bagmati River -- which is considered a holy river both by Hindus and Buddhists -- runs through Kathmandu, Nepal. Residents use this ...

Wendy Williams' Failure to Pay $419,000 Shoe Bill Results in Kidnapping

It's going down in China. The owners of a Chinese manufacturing company is planning to sue Wendy Williams for failure to pay for 12,140 ...

Dennis Rodman Ordered to Pay $500,000 in Child Support or Face Jail Time

Despite his feeble attempt to not pay child support, former NBA baller and deadbeat dad Dennis Rodman has been found in contempt of court an...

Pistol-Packin' Granny Shoots at Man Trying to Break into Her Home

For the third time since 77-year-old Rita James has lived in her home in Atlanta, someone had tried to break in. On Wednesday afternoon Rita...

Couple Kidnapped Handyman, Forced Him to Make Repairs in Their Home

Some things you just can't make up. 36-year-old Jason DeJesus and 33-year-old Chanelle Troedson are facing several felony charges after ...

The 600-Pound Woman Who Ate Herself to Death

Why the heck did we not see this story of Dominique Lanoise, the 689-pound woman who literally ate herself to death? TLC rebroadcasted the d...

Here's Video of a Drunk Guy Passed Out on Urinal

This guys is what you call a pissy drunk. He's definitely going to feel that in the morning.

Father, Daughter Arrested After DNA Test Proved They Had Child Together

This is just one convoluted mess. A 46-year-old Bethel man and his 23-year-old daughter have been arrested for incest after police said DNA ...

Lady Beat the Demon Out of Her 92-year-old Granny

We've seen this sort of craziness before, but this is especially heinous. According to police, Armstrong was at her home in the 10000 bl...

Here's Video of a Murder Suspect Being Taken Down by Police

After a 10-hour standoff in Newburgh, NY today, 26-year-old Gosford Lembhard Jr -- who's wanted for attempted murder for shooting at a ...

Judge Bans Deadbeat Dad From Fathering Any More Children

Meet Corey Curtis. The 44-year-old from Racine, Wisconsin is the father of nine children with six different women. He also owes $50,000 in b...

Katt Williams Retires From Stand-Up Comedy -- Again

After a string of alleged crack-fueled shenanigans -- including several arrests --, crackhead (ALLEGEDLY) Katt Williams has finally taken so...

Katt Williams Done Lost His Damn Mind

Cocaine is a helluva a drug! After he led cops on a high-speed chase through the streets of Sacramento, feeling proud of himself, crackish K...

Woman Finds Nose Ring in McDonald's Breakfast Burrito

It's long been established that fast food restaurants are not safe for life, but this could be worse. source: WGCL

NFLer Kills Girlfriend, Self After Argument Over Trey Songz Concert

A 25-year-old Kansas City Chiefs linebacker shot and killed himself after murdering his girlfriend Saturday morning. According to police, Jo...

News Station Reports on Staged Plane Crash

FIRST! WGN Morning News anchors Larry Potash and Robin Baumgarten were the "first" to report on an apparent plane crash on a busy ...

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'Tis the Season to be Boosting

Police in Daytona Beach, Florida are looking for a man caught on surveillance camera stealing four pairs of shoes (valued at $160) from Mars...

This Man Sexually Assaulted Another Man Then Told Him 'I Just Gave You HIV' -- Then He Stole the Victim's Wallet

A 34-year-old Houston man was arrested Thursday for intentionally infecting another man with HIV during a sexual assault last June. Jason [B...

Bobbi Kristina's Boyfriend Speaks Out on Reckless Driving Arrest

Hours after Bobbi Kristina lost control of her black Chevrolet Camaro car and went off a road, down an embankment and crashed into a few tre...

Probably the Cutest Thing You'll See Today

Bo Obama inspects the 2012 White House holiday Christmas decorations.

Granny Beat, Bite, Burned Grandkids; Forced Them to Eat Cat Food

Goldine Williams of Chicago is behind bars after she was arrested for physically abusing her 6-year-old grandson and 5-year-old granddaughte...

Man Jailed For Carrying Viagra Sues NYC

While NYPD officers were enjoying an off day on Monday, a man was at the Bronx Supreme Court filing a lawsuit against the city and a detecti...

Meanwhile, in Florida...

Raquel Gonzalez, 24, was arrested Monday afternoon in Florida for felony domestic battery after attacking her boyfriend after a sexual encou...

Monday Was a Good Day in NYC

Not a single person was reported stabbed, shot or slashed in New York City on Monday. According to chief NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said it ...

This 'Bodybuilder' Also Has a Bridge to Sell You

Moustafa Ismail, 24, who's originally from Egypt but now lives in Massachusetts, just made into the Guinness World Records books as havi...

Policewoman/Wannabe Rapper Faces Disciplinary Charges After Threatening to Shoot Anyone Who Messes With Her

Lt. Regina Smith -- who oversees burglary and theft detectives at two investigative units in the Dallas police department -- will probably f...

Katt Williams Leads Cops on Chase Through Streets of Sacramento

This is reason why we don't do drugs. For real. Alleged crackhead and certifiable mess Katt Williams is wanted by police in Sacramento a...

These Brazilian Pranks Will Give You a Heart Attack

Brazilian variety show Programa Silvio Santos call these "prank," but noone is laughing. If you haven't wet your pants yet, th...

Man Steals School Bus, Drives to Detroit to Start Rap Group

Josiah Daniel Curtis is batsh*t crazy. He was arrested on Thanksgiving Day in Detroit after he was stopped for speeding and swerving. He was...

This Lady's Thanksgiving was Ruined Because She's Too Beautiful

Meet Yolanda Nubine. She's hated because she's beautiful. And sexy. The 43-year-old was arrested in Oklahoma City on Thanksgiving Da...

2-year-old Caught 13-year-old Sister With Boy in House, Sister Stabbed Her to Death

A 13-year-old Atlanta girl is being charged as an adult in the death of her 2-year-old sister. According to police, Tyasia Jackson stabbed S...

Beyoncé to Executive Produce, Direct, Star in Film About Her Life

What's this? Bey-season is upon us. HBO announced today it will air a feature-length documentary film based on the life and career of Mr...

Gobble, Gobble

How 'bout them talking turkeys? Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.

Woman Jailed For Having Sex with Human Skeleton

A 37-year-old woman in Sweden is facing charges of “violating the peace of the dead” after police found human skeletons -- which she used as...

Can You Tell?

While reporting live from the Formula One fan fest on Saturday in downtown Austin, KVUE reporter Quita Culpepper got face-to-face with one o...

Man Tells Cops He Has a Right to Beat His Wife

We don't know where Henry Ramos is from or what Sharia law book he's been reading online, but he believes that a marriage license al...

Stunt Queen Who Accused Elmo Puppeteer of Sexual Assault Then Recanted After He was Paid Off, Pulls Another Stunt (Update: Second Accuser Files $5M Lawsuit)

Have you heard? There's some How You Doin' scandal brewing over on Sesame Street -- and Bert and Ernie are not involved. Last week (...

PSY, MC Hammer 'Gangnam Style' and '2 Legit 2 Quit' Mash-up at AMAs

Stop! Gangnamtime! Yaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssss!!!

Man Steals Chicken Breast From KFC Buffet Line

It's Florida! The manager of a KFC in Fort Pierce, Florida, called police Sunday night to report the theft of a chicken breast from the ...

For Your Weekend Viewing Pleasure: Here's Video of a False Prophet Punching and Pushing People Down

This hogwash is hilarious. Wait! Someone made an awesome compilation of all the hilarity and added an even more awesome soundtrack. The fals...

64-year-old Lady Checks into Hospitals in Several States to Steal Drugs, Supplies

A 64-year-old granny's crime spree ended this week after she was arrested at a hospital in Tennessee. According to police, Margaret Max ...

Inmate Tries to Attack Prosecutor in Court

Last month, Thomas Lott, was in a Boise, Idaho courtroom to be sentenced for destruction of jail property (he threw a chair throug...

Jeff Lewis Sues Assistant, Jenni Pulos, to Block Her From Writing Tell-All Book

Jeff Lewis, the star of Bravo reality show "Flipping Out", and his "personal and executive assistant" of 10 years, Jenni...

Woman Gets Stuck in Pool After Belly Button Piercing is Snagged in Drain

>A woman's trip to a the Greeley Family Funplex in Greeley, Colorado yesterday, certainly was interesting. The woman was floating al...

Hotel Manager Says She was Fired For Being Too Old, Short, Ugly

Tara Tan has slapped The Standard, High Line, a swanky NYC hotel, with a $5 million lawsuit for back wages and damages after she claims she ...

Cop Chokes 6-year-old Boy, Prosecutor Refuses to File Charges

Vicki Ross, a mother from Chicago says her ex-fiancée choked her 6-year-old son, leaving some nasty marks on the child's neck and should...

Former WNBA Baller Arrested For Shooting Up Ex-Girlfriend's Car

Former WNBA baller and Olympic gold medalist Chamique Holdsclaw, 35, was arrested Thursday night on charges of assault of her ex-girlfriend....

Week in Review — Brought to You By The Most Awesomest Pizza Commercial Ever

Yes, this is a real ad for a real place. Make it a great weekend. We'll be back Monday Tuesday. While we're away, if you have a tip ...

Man Crank Called 911 More Than 3,600 Times This Year

Tuy Thai needs a real hobby. With his recent arrest for calling 911 in Henderson, Nevada, more than 3,600 times over the past year, we hope ...

Sherman Hemsley's Body Can Finally Be Buried, Judge Throws Out Lawsuit By Man Claiming to Be Actor's Long-Lost Brother

El Paso County Judge Patricia Chew ruled Friday afternoon that actor Sherman Hemsley's will is valid. Flora Isela Enchinton-Bernal, the ...

Cameraman Beaten, Robbed During Live Broadcast

A photojournalist for KPIX, the CBS affiliate in Francisco, was beaten and robbed of his camera by a group of young men in Oakland following...

CNN Anchor Don Lemon and Jonah Hill Get into Childish Twitter Feud

Why is this news? And why is it on CNN? We don't know, but CNN how you doin' anchor Don Lemon, 46, felt actor Jonah Hill, 28, wasn...

Toddler Was Urinating From 'More than One Hole in his Penis' After Botched Circumcision

The parents of a 4-year-old boy has slapped Dr. Jennifer J. Garza -- a pediatric surgeon in McAllen, Texas -- seeking punitive damages for m...

Fox Traffic Reporter Provides Romney Supporters With Quickest Route to Canada

This is classic! Jeff Brucculeri, the traffic reporter at KOKI in Tulsa, Oklahoma, gives Mitt Romney supporters the "quickest and direc...

This Racist is a Special Kind of Donkey

Denise Helms was fired from Cold Stone Creamery in Turlock, California today because she's an idiot. Moments after president Obama was r...

Pastor Assaulted Men During 'Ex-Gay' Therapy

Ryan Jay Muehlhauser, the senior pastor at Lakeside Christian Church in Isanti Township, Minnesota is self-hating perv. The 55-year-old gay ...

Mother Disowns Son who Voted for Barack Obama

At around 4am the morning after Barack Obama was re-elected as president of the United States, this woman (who's a member of the Tea Par...

Male Nurses Pleasure Each Other as 98-year-old Stroke Victim is Forced to Watch

A woman in San Diego paid two male nurses $1300 a day to look after her 98-year-old mother who suffered a stroke and unable to spe...

Stay Classy, Mississippi

Moments after president Barack Obama was re-elected Tuesday night, students at University of Mississippi in Oxford, Mississippi, lost their ...

And the Moral of the Story is...

.....'don't buy nothing on the streets from nobody." There's sucker is born every minute. Let's meet Jalonta Freeman, s...

61-year-old Man and 21-year-old Wife Jailed For Buying $24,000 in Jewelry With Fake Money Order

Poor Christine Friend. The 21-year-old from Gheen, Minnesota and her 61-year-old husband, Thomas Alan Friend, were charged with check forger...

This Man Was Shot 5 Times By His Crazy Ex and Lived to Tell About It

This is crazy. After kicking his abusive girlfriend out of his home, Dale Wells says the woman took her crazy up several notches and threate...

Woman Begs Burglars Not to Take TV

A very lucky 21-year-old Houston woman says she awoke this morning to find two men in her living room trying to stealing her big-screen TV. ...

Attorney Jailed For Trashing Office, Drawing Penises on Walls After Eviction

Thomas Corea is a nut job. The disbarred Dallas attorney -- who was charged last September with four felonies for alleging stealing more tha...

Barack Obama Wins Re-election!!!

Congratulations are in order to president Barack Obama who won a second term as president of the United States tonight by a huge margin. Tha...

Impatient Idiot Drives on Sidewalk to Avoid Waiting on School Bus

Shena Hardin is an idiot. Almost every morning, the 32-year-old drives on a sidewalk to avoid waiting on a school bus to unload disabled chi...

Man High on Meth Attacks Cop, Gets Tasered 5 Times

Poor Deon James Durant. The 23-year-old was minding his business smoking meth at a house party in Beaver County, Pennsylvania when cops show...

Man Beheads Wife Because He Thought He Was Jesus

A German man who smoked a hella lot of weed before beheading his wife because he thought she was the devil and he was Jesus, appeared in cou...

Oprah's Ex-Mother-in-Law Says Oprah is a Bully

What's that song Kanye recorded a few years ago which featured Jamie Foxx? Well, if only we could remember the name of it, we would labe...

Lunatic Attacks Ex-Girlfriend's Neighbor with Machete, Posts Confession on YouTube

Police in Oklahoma City arrested Michael Rogers, 31, today after he attacked his ex-girlfriend's neighbor with a machete on Halloween. A...

Why Are You Videotaping Me?

We don't know who this guy is or what this social experiment which involves him videotaping unsuspecting people all over Seattle is all ...

Man Divorced, Sued Wife For Being 'Incredibly Ugly'

A Chinese judge has awarded a man $120,000 after he sued his ex-wife for being ugly. That man is Jian Feng and he said his issues with his w...

R&B Signer Natina Reed Struck, Killed While Talking on Cell Phone While Crossing Busy Street

R&B singer Natina Reed, who was as a member of the female group Blaque, was killed after being stuck by a car in Atlanta last Friday nig...

Hurricane Sandy: 'OMG, I Got That All on Film! I Got That All on Film!'

>It's the apocalypse or just three trees falling and a fire caught on film during Hurricane Sandy. Sweet Brown, what say you? All kid...

Couple Calls 911 to Complain About Aliens Invading Their Home

Shhhhhh. What's that sound? A couple reportedly called police four times within a seven-hour period last week insisting that alien-like ...

Thievery at Its Finest

A shame.

Romensia!

President Obama has diagnosed Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney with "Romensia." Mitt is suffering from stage-three Ro...

Lady Fakes Her Own Kidnapping to Get Day Off From Work

And the donkey of the day is .... Sheila Bailey Eubank. The 48-year-old San Antonio woman is facing perjury charges after police say she fak...

Woman Forced to Share Home With Squatter Who Just So Happens to be a Presidential Candidate

This story made headlines last week and it's bizarre. A Detroit homeowner named Heidi Peterson purchased a home for $23,000 then rented ...

Teacher Uploads Topless Photos of Herself to Students' iPads, Students Get Suspended For Looking at the Photos

13-year-old Joshua Troutt and three of his classmates at Highland Middle School in Anderson, Indiana, were playing on their school-issued iP...

So, Flavor Flav Cheated on His Fiancée Then Assaulted Her and Threatened to Kill Her Son?

A mess! Crackhead Flavor Flav (whose government name is William Drayton Jr) was arrested and charged with assault Wednesday morning in Las V...

Brother and Sister Jailed For Trying to Steal TVs From Bathroom Claim They Were Just Having Sex

Robert Larrivee and his sister Amanda Larrivee were arrested Sunday after allegedly attempting to steal two televisions from bathrooms at a ...

Here's How Drunks Get Their Mug Shots Taken

Poor Sean Payne. He was arrested outside a bar in Humble, Texas last Thursday and charged with charged with public intoxication. He was so d...

WATCH: Secret Recording Exposes the NYPD's Discriminatory Stop-and-Frisk Policy

This is an interesting video. You should watch it. NYC sergeants and commanders pressure officers to write more tickets. One of the easiest ...

Lady Tells Cops They Can't Arrest Her Because She's a Republican

Charlene Idelle Hunziker of Council Bluffs, Iowa is a mess! The 47-year-old was charged with public intoxication and harassment of public of...

Man Dies After Winning Cockroach-Eating Contest

Yes, this happened in Florida. The winner of a cockroach-eating contest collapsed and later died after eating dozens of live cockroaches and...

Fat Bastard Tries to Kidnap, Eat Boy

Fat Bastard -- aka Victor Joseph Espinoza, 55 -- is in jail after he tried to abduct a 10-year-old boy in Santa Ana, Calif. last Friday. Acc...

Lady Slaps Child Who Refused to Share Ice Cream With Her daughter

This ▲ Mother of the Year believes her kid should get everything she wants. Police arrested a woman Saturday for allegedly hitting a 10-year...

Lady Sues Doctor For Informing Her She Has HIV

A 31 year-old woman from Harlem, NY is suing her doctor for informing her she tested positive for HIV -- because she didn't want to know...

Chinese Restaurant Definitely Probably Served Road Kill to Unsuspecting Customers

While customers were stuffing their faces at the Red Flower Chinese Restaurant in Williamsburg, Kentucky, recently they saw employees draggi...

This Lady Doesn't Do Laundry or Use Toilet Paper

There's frugal, then there's cheap. Kay, who lives in NYC, is cheap. In an upcoming episode of TLC's "Extreme Cheapskates,...

This Woman is Wanted By Police For 'Molesting' a Manatee

Bob Gaultieri, the sheriff of Pinellas County, Florida, has put out on APB on the woman above, because she was caught on camera last Sunday ...

Man Jailed For Attacking Wife With Sandwich

Larry Spurling, 50, of Melbeta, Nebraska, pleaded no contest to disturbing the peace yesterday after he was arrested on Sunday for assaulted...

Woman Claims She Was Duped into Having Gay Man's Babies

Something about this story doesn't add up, but here it is: Last July, 48-year-old Cindy Close of Houston gave birth to twins. ...

WATCH: Nicki Minaj Goes Off on Mariah Carey During 'American Idol' Taping

The bad blood between newly minted "American Idol" judges Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj came to a head today during auditions in Ch...

News Anchor Addresses Viewer Who Called Her Fat

Jennifer Livingston, an anchorwoman at WKBT in La Crosse, Wisconsin, says a man who wrote her an email criticizing her weight is a bully. Th...

Conrad Murray Sues to Keep Medical License

Conrad Murray, the doctor serving a four-year jail sentence for killing Michael Jackson, believes when he's released from jail he'll...

220-pound Gym Teacher Claims 6-year-old Boy Beat Him Up

John Webster, a 5-foot-10, 220 pounds former college football player turned gym teacher, is suing NYC after he claims a student -- a 50-poun...

Cissy Houston Files Petition Against Bobbi Kristina Seeking Modifications to Her Inheritance Payments

It's going down! Bobbi Kristina has yet to get her hands on a large chunk of the estimated $20 million she inherited from her mother Whi...

University Professor Curses Out Students, Strips Naked

A Michigan State University professor is getting the help he needs tonight after he lost his damn mind earlier today. During math class, the...

50 Cent Bankrolls Investigation into Chris Lighty's 'Alleged' Suicide

While the NYC medical examiner has ruled the death of Chris Lighty a suicide, many -- including Chris' mother and his business manager,...

Man Jailed For Having Sex With Abandoned Sofa

Gerard P. Streator of Waukesha, Wisconsin s facing a charge of lewd and lascivious behavior after an off-duty cop jogging through the neighb...

Woman Gets Arrested For Letting Her Kids Play Outside

Tammy Cooper of La Porte, Texas said earlier this month she let her children, ages 6 and 9 years old, play with their scooters outside on th...

Idiot Who Fell While Trying to Escape From Jail is Suing Jail

And the donkey of the day goes to this ⇈ idiot. A Fort Dodge inmate who jumped off the roof of the Webster County Jail in August is now suin...

Man Jailed For Having Sex With Donkey Says He Prefers Sex With Donkeys Because Women Are Liars and Spread Diseases

Yes, donkey as in animal with four legs, not these donkeys -- even though this fella clearly is. Carlos R. Romero said he doesn't “feel ...

Lady Charged With Pushing Husband Out of 25th Floor Apartment Window is Suing Apartment Building For Installing Too-Thin Windows

This attractive, young, blond female will not see a day in prison for murdering her husband (really, how many juries will convict her?), but...

American Airlines Plane Returned to Gate After Flight Attendants Got into Fight

An American Airlines flight out of NYC's John F Kennedy Airport to Washington, DC was delayed for several hours this afternoon after tw...

Meet the World's Greatest Daggerer

Sure, daggerin' breaks your penis, but the "best dagger master ever" don't care; he has his ladder.

Man Pretends to Have Rare Genetic Disorder to Coerce Girlfriend Into Have an Abortion

David R. Kiger, of Dallas, Texas, may just be one of the worst people on the planet. According to Brenda Gail Jarvis, his ex-girlfriend, Dav...

This Lady Claims a Doctor Refused to Treat Her Because She's a Witch

Kristin Menard, who insists she's a "good witch," claims her chiropractor refused to treat her because of her religion. She we...

Meanwhile, at a Wedding in Saudi Arabia

We wonder how many were killed by stray bullets. Wowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Doctors Perform Emergency Surgery to Remove Girl's Tongue Stuck in Water Bottle

Jayla Small -- an 8-year-old girl from Atlanta -- was left traumatized last week after her tongue got stuck in a water bottle she was drinki...

It's All Fun and Games Until...

Coming soon: "Tigers Play With Tourists in Thailand."

Woman Gives Birth to Horse

Well, that's according to a pastor in Nigeria -- where they sure know how to come up with crazy stories.An eyewitness, Mrs. Veronica Egi...

Tranny Housed in Women's Prison For Pulling Stunts Sues For $20 Million Claiming His Civil Rights Were Violated

I just can't with this story. Can not. A queen who goes by the name Carla Brenner spent three years in a Nashville, Tennessee prison aft...

Rapper Webbie Jailed For Attacking Woman, Stealing Money From Her Purse

Webbie, a rapper whose real name is Webster Gradney Jr, was arrested on September 12, 2012 around 2:30am and charged with charged with simpl...

'Sorry. I Forgot...Sorry!'

This lady acting a fool outside the Olive Garden on 6th Ave in NYC is clearly suffering from "dehydration" and "exhaustion....

Man Stabs Girlfriend to Death After She Told Him She's HIV-Positive

On Friday afternoon in Dallas, 36-year-old Larry Dunn, Jr. went to Cicely Bolden's home (whom he rec...

Possibly the Worst Acting You'll See Ever

What kind of mess is this? Your guess is as good as ours, but luckily the original YouTuber added this: "What you see here is the last ...

Actor Clifton Powell Demanded He Be Called 'Monique' While Raping a Woman: lawsuit

I just can't! A 25-year-old cocktail waitress suing under the pseudonym Kiyante Myers claims in a lawsuit that actor Clifton Powell rape...

Idiot Threatens to Kill President Obama at Democratic National Convention

This ↑↑ idiot, who's an aspiring rapper and worships Lil Wayne, is a donkey.A Charlotte man is behind bars after investigators say he th...

WATCH: Queen Latifah Sings Star-Spangled Banner

Traditionalists may be writing letters to the network over Queen Latifah's rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner at last night's NFL...

More Than a Month After Sherman Hemley's Death His Body Remains Unburied

Sherman Hemsley’s body lies in an El Paso, Texas, funeral home refrigerator more than a month after his death while a court decides who get...

This Lady Keeps Poisoning Her Boyfriend and Her Jumpoff

Tara Jackson from Burke County, North Carolina is one crazy bitch. She was arrested Thursday afternoon after she put crushed up muscle relax...

Chris Lighty Shoots Himself Dead During Argument With Estranged Wife

Hip-hop mogul Chris Lighty (real name: Darrell Lighty), who managed several rappers and singer including Puffy, 50 Cent and Mariah Carey was...

Woman Finds Maggots in Bucket of Chicken From Walmart

It's a goddamn maggot! Maggots are everywhere.

Customers Assault Waitress For Filling Their Water Glasses Too Often

Three women are facing mob action and aggravated battery charges after they were assaulted a waitress a...

Attendee at the Republican National Convention Threw Peanuts at a Black CNN Camerawoman and Yelled 'This is How We Feed Animals'

Sometime during Tuesday night's festivities at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, an attendee allegedly threw nuts at a black ...

Officer Busted For Trying to Buy Drugs Asked Dealer for 'Police Discount'

Christina Danielle Allen, a Georgia corrections officer who was in the academy to become a deputy, can kiss her career as a law enforcement ...

Angelina Jolie Lookalike Rapes Cabbie at Knifepoint

Angie Jolie's doppelgänger is the killer!An Angelina Jolie lookalike held a terrified taxi driver at knifepoint while she forced him to ...

Tree Hugger Gets Arrested

When a Scottsdale, Arizona homeowner decided to cut down a tree on her property that's dying and is t...

Here's Video of the MOST ANNOYING PERSON in the World Getting Tasered

If there's anyone needed to be Tasered, it's this idiot. He claims he's "not a person, he's a man" but he's a ...

Samsung Violated Apple Patents, Jury Awards Apple More Than $1 Billion in Damages

The epic smartphone patent infringement case involving Apple and Samsung has an outcome after a trial in California. Apple sued Samsung for ...

Idiot Calls 911 Asking For Female Officers to Come to His Home For Sex

The Donkey of the Week is Joshua Basso. The 32-year-old from Dover, Florida was arrested today after he called 911 seven times over two days...

Judge Grants Usher Primary Custody of Two Sons With Whats-Her-Face

It's rare that a court takes a child away from his mother and grants custody to the father (much less a male pop star!), but that's ...

Flight Attendant Plays Dead to Avoid Speaking With Delayed Passengers

A China Eastern Airline flight attendant/gate agent played dead after he's confronted by angry passengers about a delayed flight on Mond...

Hello, 911? I Just Shot My Daughter's Baby Daddy in the Head and 'Made Sure He's Dead'

Bill Cox, 55, has pleaded not guilty to killing his daughter's boyfriend in the middle of the street, but the tapes don't lie. In th...

Burger King Fires Woman For Wearing Skirt to Work

Ashanti McShan, who's a "Pentecostal of Christian faith and adheres to an interpretation of the scripture that requires women to we...

Black Man Jailed For Faking Hate Crimes

A man from Otsego, Minnesota who claimed he and his girlfriend were being harassed because they are an interracial couple is now accused of ...

Sobriety Check Point

A drunk Polish man gets stopped while leaving a store.

Mom Jailed After Cops Smell Beer on Toddler's Breath

We don't know much about Brandi Jackson, but we do know the Mother of the Year loves to drink beer and has a lengthy criminal record. So...

The Most Melodramatic News Reporter You'll See Today

WRC reporter Pat Collins surely has a thing for the dramatics. And we're just gonna let him do his thing in this report on a bus that c...

Gang of 20 Attacks Woman and Her Kids, Police Officer Does Nothing

An Atlanta woman says a gang of about 20 kids threatened to attack up her and her children. Like a responsible parent, Somemet Beavers told ...

Is You're Dilapidated Home Unlivable Because You Couldn't Afford Its Upkeep? The Federal Government Will Build You a New One

For 60 years, Gerald Brooks and his wife lived in a home in Powderly, Kentucky. But because they couldn't afford to or bothered to take ...

Couple Jailed After Swingers' Party Goes Horribly Wrong

A couple from Spring Hill, Florida was jailed last weekend after their respective orgies went wrong. According to reports, Tina Michelle Nor...

Woman Barred From Handing Out Free Bottled Water on Hot Summer Day

Dana Crow-Smith said a City of Phoenix worker came up to her during festival in downtown Phoenix on a 112-degree day last July and told her ...

Lady Pours Scalding Hot Coffee on Male Nurse Because He's Black

Black nurses encounter all kinds of racism, now they've gotta watch out for racist crazy people with access to hot coffee.A woman pleade...

Granny Chases Would-Be Burglar Away With Fork

We like this lady. 73-year-old Margaret Jackson dropped by her daughter's home in Houston to take a mid-afternoon nap, but she was inter...

Fans Show Soccer Team Where to Put Ball

After five consecutive games earlier this year, the German soccer team, FC Magdeburg, failed to score a single goal. So, the team's fans...

Inmate Forced to Work For 25 Cents Per Hour Sues Jail For $11 Million

Oh, he thinks working for 25 cents an hour is akin to slavery. True story.Finbar McGarry was a graduate student at the University of Vermont...

Death of Man Shot in Head While Handcuffed in Police Car Ruled a Suicide

We have a little experiment for you: Pretend you're handcuffed behind your back. Now pretend you have a gun and try to shoot yourself in...

Your Name is What?

I can't. This 54-year-old gentleman was arrested in Fort Lauderdale last Friday. His legal name is Jackmeoff Mudd. Obviously, his parent...

Teens Attacked Man Because They Were 'Bored'

No, seriously. Last Saturday, 45-year-old Pat Mahaney was walking home from a convenience store in Cincinnati when he was attacked by six te...

Here's Video of a Guy Counting to 10,000

Oh, wait. If you've got 40 more hours to waste, you cab watch him count all the way to 100,000.

Lady Whose Boyfriend Padlocked Her In Room For Years: 'It Was With My Consent'

There's a really bizarre story coming out of Paterson, NJ. While cops were searching Michael Mendez's apartment for drugs, they came...

Lady Stabs Fiancé to Death on Wedding Day

Just hours before their wedding last Saturday, 31-year-old Nacola Franklin stabbed her fiancé, Billy Brewster, twice in the heart and killed...

Man Punched Girlfriend's Two Kids in the Stomach (Probably Killing One), Obviously She's Defending Him

*Ding. Ding. Ding* And we have a winner for Donkey of the Week. It's 26-year-old Ashley Harvey. While babysitting Ashley's four kids...

Man Sleeping in River Mistaken as Corpse

It's a miracle! As the coroner and police were preparing to begin their investigation into the drowning of a man, whose body was floatin...

Instead of Hair, Woman Grows Fingernails Out of Every Hair Follicle

It is a medical mystery that's baffling physicians. A Memphis woman whose name is Shanyna Isom suffered an allergic reaction to steroids...

Lady Sues After Cops 'Forcibly Removed' Her Tampon During Traffic Stop

Around 4pm on July 17, 2011, Leila Tarantino was traveling in her car with her 1- and 4-year-old kids. As she was stopped at an intersection...

Man Whose Face Was Chewed Off By Miami Cannibal Speaks Out

For the first time since he got his face chewed off, 65-year-old Ronald Poppo is shedding light as to what happened last May when Rudy Eugen...

Rapper on Welfare Busted For Filing 24 False Tax Returns + Pastor, Wife Convicted of Tax Fraud

While several popular rappers are on their way to prison for not filing federal income taxes, others -- like this rapper you've probably...

Lady Goes Berserk, Throws Jars of Pickled Pigs Feet Inside Store

Diane Lewis, of Loyall, Kentucky might just be a redneck. After her son was arrested for stealing copper wiring from a apartment where he wa...

Lady Caught on Camera Tasering Her Kids

This lady is the ultimate Mother of the Year. According to this video which was recently uploaded to YouTube, a man -- who, by the way, is a...

The Best Backyard Roller Coaster You'll See Today

This father, using PVC pipe, treated lumber and concrete, built a roller coaster -- complete with a 12 foot fall -- in his back yard for his...

Meanwhile, in Russia

Those crazy Russians are at it again.

Idiot's Anti-Gay Protest at General Mills Headquarters Goes About as Well as Expected

Bwahahahahahahaha! Sidebar: The donkey's name is Michael Leisner. He's 65 years old and works as real estate broker. And, oh, he...

Mom Leaves Three Kids Home Alone For Four Hours to Go Have Sex with Neighbor

Mother of the Year Crystal Rusaw, 24, is also a slut!A New Port Richey mother admitted to police she left three kids home alone -- one as yo...

Man Held Ex-Girlfriend Hostage for a Month, Tortured Her

Anthony Matthews is a monster. The 31-year-old is facing a slew of charges, including attempted murder, after he was arrested Wednesday for ...

Crazy Lady Terrorized Passengers On Board Flight to Jamaica

Passengers on board Caribbean Airlines flight BW078 from Toronto to Jamaica on Monday, claim they were terrorized by a batshit crazy lady, b...

This Fella Peed on a Woman at a Bar After She Rejected His Advances

Man comes on to woman at bar. Woman doesn't give man the time of day. Man pees on woman, so the story goes.The woman told police she was...

Teacher Slaps Student Who Wouldn't Pull Up Sagging Pants; He Slaps Her Back

Patricia Frost, a teacher at Anson County High School in Charlotte, NC, saw a student (18-year-old Johna...

Meanwhile, in Russia

Those crazy Russians usually use their powers to amuse us and oftentimes leave us baffled and amuse us more. This right here is a win! When ...

Racist Shoots Black Man in the Face Who Interrupted His Dinner

A donkey with a gun in Port St Joe, Florida is charged with attempted murder, with a hate crime enhancement, for shooting a black man in the...

Mother of a Convicted Felon Who Killed Himself While Shooting at Police is Suing Cops, City For Not Doing Enough to Save Her Son's Life

This lady is nuts.The mother of a Washington state parolee who accidentally shot himself to death during a gunfight with San Francisco polic...

Men Attack, Rob Wheelchair-Bound Man

Drugs are the devil! Two lowlives who were looking for oxycodone pills, beat and robbed a 37-year-old man suffering from muscular dystrophy....

What's That Smell?! 300lb Woman Trapped in Waist-Deep Raw Sewage For Three days

Last week, police was called to the Boyertown, Pennsylvania home of 59-year-old Roselyn Willis. In the basement of the dilapidated and all-a...

When in Korea, Do As the Koreans Do

* barf * Obviously, this woman didn't read this.

Coroner Returns Dead Woman's Personal Effects to Her Husband -- Covered in Decayed Flesh

In news almost as bad as the hospital who staged a photo shoot with a woman's dead baby then mailed her the photos, is this story out of...

Lady Finds Shank in Bag of Jolly Ranchers

Amy Hu was enjoying some delicious Jolly Rancher Crunch and Chew when she found an unusual object. According to Amy, she ate two pieces fir...

Lady Tries to Break into Jail

Poor Tiffany Hurd. Early Sunday morning deputies responded to a call that a woman was attempting to climb over a barbed wire fence that surr...

White Church to Black Couple a Day Before Their Wedding: We Don't Allow Black Weddings

Things Christian people do never cease to amaze us. Last week, Charles and Te'Andrea Wilson were preparing to get married at First Bapti...

Pr0stitute Interrupts TV Interview to Solicit Reporter

I can't with this story. Can NOT! As a reporter was interviewing a Savannah, Georgia police officer about the dangers of prostitution an...

Tranny Who Injected Cement into Women's Butts Has Killed Someone

Oneal Morris -- the tranny who made national headlines last November after she was arrested for injecting cement, bathroom caulk, Super Glue...

Hundreds of People Confront Dallas Police After an Officer Shot and Killed a Drug Dealer

Things just got real in Dallas. Earlier this afternoon, cops swooped down on a known crack house after they received 911 call that someone h...

A Donkey Gon' Do What a Donkey Gon' Do

We really can't feel sorry for this donkey. 36-year-old William Bonner was at a bar in Augusta, Georgia last Thursday when he thought i...

34-year-old Jailed After Her Grandson Ate Crack

A 34-year-old grandmother sought by police in Palmetto, Georgia after her grandson ingested crack cocaine surrendered to authorities Tuesda...

Sherman Hemsley is Dead

Sherman Hemsley, the actor who played George Jefferson on "The Jeffersons," a 1970s sitcom that was one of the first to focus on a...

Janet, Jermaine, Randy Jackson Tried to Kidnap Michael Jackson's Children

It's going down in Calabasas, California! According to multiple reports, Janet Jackson -- along with her brothers, Jermaine and Randy --...

9-year-old Boy Attacks Babies at Day Care Center

This is some of the most shocking video footage we've seen in a while. Earlier this month, surveillance camera caught a 9-year-old's...

Ex-Prostitutes Put Pastors on Blast

A soon-to-be-released book about pastors preying on women (and children) at black churches, has people talking. A group of ex-prostitutes ha...

Mother Nature is a Beauty

...Just get the f&*& out of her way!

Polygamist Goes Out With a Bang

We don't believe most of the stories coming out of Africa. They're usually bizarre and downright ridiculous. According to a new repo...