Katt Williams Retires From Stand-Up Comedy -- Again

After a string of alleged crack-fueled shenanigans -- including several arrests --, crackhead (ALLEGEDLY) Katt Williams has finally taken someone's advice and announced his retirement from stand-up. Don't hold your breath, though. He announced a retirement in 2009, after getting into a crack-induced feud with Steve Harvey. Sorry, an alleged crack-induced feud. After he spends some time in jail,