911 Calls Released From Carolina Awards Ball Brawl

While you were sleeping last Sunday, the kids were acting a fool at the annual slugfest known as the Carolina Awards Ball in Charlotte. ...

Man Breaks into Woman's Apartment, Forces Her to Cook For Him

Police in Santa Ana, California are looking for a man who broke into two apartments on Monday robbing one woman of $100 then entering anothe...

Mom Drowns Son Because She Was Ashamed of the Size of His Genitals

Police in Jakarta, Indonesian have arrested a 38-year-old Retno Purwati after she admitted to drowning her 8-year-old son Viki Riska Suparmi...

Kelly Rowland Sobbed After Beyoncé Nixed Destiny's Child Reunion Album, Tour: report

That's what the folks over at Star are reporting. The magazine has a shoddy track record so this report is probably not true. But and ho...

Michael Winans Sentenced to 14 Years in Prison For Ponzi Scheme

Three years after news broke that members of the Winans family were behind a massive multi-million Detroit-area Ponzi scheme, Michael Winans...

Goat Screaming Like a Human Adds Levity to Your Favorite Songs

Forget the Harlem Shake, the newest meme taking over the Internet is goat screaming like a human singing along to popular music -- sometimes...

Judge Overturns James Brown Estate Settlement

It's now more than size years since James Brown died from heart failure, yet he's still not be buried in his final resting place -- ...

Man Barges into Day Care, Announces: 'God Sent Me Here to Take the Children'

Those were the words of a man who got into a Florida daycare this morning. According to parents and employees of Learning Experience, the ma...

81-year-old Store Owner Fights Off Robbers

Earlier this month, two men walked into Riverton Jewelers in Sherman Oaks, California, and started smashing display cases and pocketing watc...

Sheree Whitfield Accuses Blogger of Stalking, Files Order of Protection

Former "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Shereè Whitfield doesn't want anyone showing up at Chateau Sheree and that includes b...

Naked Man Locks Himself Out of Hotel Room

A man at California hotel went to put out the room service tray and the door slammed shut behind him. Since he didn't have a key, he had...

Don't Go to Underage Drinking Parties Advertised on Craigslist

Chris Hansen may no longer be catching predators on NBC, but the Greenville, SC police department is setting to sting operations to curb und...

Lady Criticizes Employer on Facebook, is SHOCKED She Was Fired

When Jessica Bibbs didn't get a promotion at work, she vented on Facebook. In the "private" post to her friends and co-wor...

Cop Caught on Video Punching Woman in the Face Found Not Guilty

A former Philadelphia Police lieutenant, who was on trial for punching a woman in the face, has been found not guilty. In the video posted o...

Man Dies on Way to Wife's Funeral, Gets Buried Together

After 66 years of marriage, Gwen Hendrickson passed away in February at the age of 89. While en route to Gwen's funeral, 94-year-old Nor...

Bobby Brown Sentenced to 55 Days in Jail For DUI

Bobby Brown has been sentenced to 55 days in a Los Angeles jail and four years of probation for drunken driving. The 44-year-old -- who was ...

Meanwhile, in Argentina

We haven't a clue what the heck is going on, but we can guess: This man is washing his car or trying to make a snow angel during a hails...

Firefighters Rescue 4-year-old Girl From Burning Apartment

This made our heart pound. Last Friday, fire broke out at an apartment complex in Utica, NY, trapping a 4-year-old girl inside. Firefighters...

Homeless Man Sues Parents For Not Loving Him Enough

The relationship between homeless aspiring rapper Bernard Bey and his parents hasn't been good for a long time. It won't get any bet...

Idiot Shoots Up Woman's Home After She Got Into Facebook Feud With His Mother

An 18-year-old donkey is facing assault charges after he shot up a house in Memphis over some stupidity. We don't fully understand all t...

Restaurant Mails Woman Bill For Using Restroom

When nature called, Patricia Barnes ran into a restaurant in Houston County, Tennessee to use the bathroom. A few days later she received a ...

Kai, The Homeless Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker, Testifies in Court

Earlier this month, Kai, the homeless hatchet-wielding hitcher, became Internet famous after he stopped Jett McBride from going on a murdero...

Impatient Woman Causes Ruckus at DMV Office

Christal Bonner went to the Secretary of State office in St. Clair Shores, Michigan on Tuesday, but after 90 minutes of waiting, she demande...

Queen Latifah: 'My Closet is Pretty Fun'

While appearing on HSN tonight to sell her range of clothing and accessories, Queen Latifah and host Colleen Lopez got to chatting about clo...

Hair Curling Tutorial Goes Horribly Wrong

We literally were on the floor laughing. Ohmigawd!

Rapper Killed in Drive-by Shooting

Las Vegas law enforcement officers are working with authorities in neighboring states as they hunt for the gunman who shot and killed an asp...

Ladies Attack Waiter For Not Bringing Out Food Fast Enough

If this isn't some ratchetness, we don't know what is. Tuesday night, 25-yer-old Shalonda Smith and a group went to Logan's Stea...

Landlord Spanks Male Tenant for Falling Behind on Rent

A landlord, 53-year-old Ron Kronenberger, from Waynesville, Ohio is facing an assault charge after he spanked a male tenant four times on hi...

Woman Claims Man Attacked Her at Dog Park

An Atlanta woman says a man at a local dog park attacked her on Monday after she told him to put a leash on one of his dogs. Look, she has v...

Whole Foods Uses President Obama's Face to Promote Chicken Sale

Dats racist! The Whole Foods supermarket in NYC's Upper West Side Whole Foods has raised quite a few eyebrows after they used a caricat...

Lady Jailed For Having Sex With Pit Bull

Almost a year after a gentleman was caught boning a pit bull, this lady was arrested for committing the same unconscionable. She needs to be...

Man Laughs Off Allegations He Conspired to Kill, Castrate Justin Bieber

Last December, Mark Staake and his nephew Tanner D. Ruane were en route to New York City to murder and castrate Justin Bieber, but they miss...

Columbia University Professor Strips, Attacks Teddy Bears During Lecture

We swear the world is going mad. During a lecture on quantum mechanics recently, Columbia University physics professor Emlyn Hughes casually...

Gardening Shears-Wielding Woman Chases After Burglar

Ruste Sasser doesn't like criminals, thugs or oleander bushes! The sassy Fresno, California woman was pruning her oleander bushes yester...

This is What $1 Million Worth of Weed Looks Like

Thomas Jin Kim of Brooklyn, NY tried to outsmart authorities by having almost $1 million of weed delivered to an address in Canton, Massachu...

Reporter Runs Away When Two Guys Jumped into His Live Shot

WFOR's Peter D'Oench was reporting on a shooting in Sunrise, Florida when several teenagers jumped into his live shot scaring the sh...

Fight Breaks Out at Senior Citizens' Home During Bingo

I just don't know. No ma'am. A bingo game for seniors turned violent when two women began arguing over the sale of beauty products a...

Meanwhile, on the NYC Subway

In a city with millions of people, you can always count on the NYC subway to attract the crazies and their cousins. Last weekend was no diff...

This Man's Girlfriend Bit Off His Tongue on Valentine's Day

After going out on date on Valentine's Day, Elaine Cook and her boyfriend of 10 months returned to her apartment in Chicago and got in a...

High-Speed Police Chase Ends Spectacularly

This is perhaps the craziest thing we've seen today. Shortly before 3am, a high-speed chase came to a dramatic and fatal end in Indianol...

Lonely Woman Wired $450,000 to Man She Met Online

After her husband of 20 years died, a 50-year-old Florida woman named "Sue" decided to try her luck at online dating. She created ...

Lawyer Convicted of Lying About Her Age -- And Just About Everything Else

If lying was a profession, then Soma Sengupta would be a lawyer. Oh, wait! A New York lawyer who lied about her work experience and shaved n...

Lady Strips Naked During Elementary School Assembly

Something is wrong with Aydrea Meaders. She might be crazy. While attending a child (her child's?) an assembly at the North Albany Acade...

Man to Woman: 'I Stabbed You to Make You Love Me!'

A man from Windsor, South Carolina is behind bars charged with burglary and assault and battery after attacking a woman in her home Tuesday ...

Meanwhile, in Russia, the Sky is Falling

A 10-ton meteorite streaked across the sky and exploded over central Russia, raining fireballs over a vast area and causing a shock wave tha...

Cop Threatens to Feed Man to Alligators

We don't know what caused Florida Highway Patrol trooper Alan Dubinski to go auf on Jessie Merchant, but we're sure glad it was caug...

Man Throws Semen on Walmart Shoppers

There are some truly disturbed people in this world. One of them is this ⇧⇧ gentleman who's going around the Walmart in Farmington, New ...

Lady Takes Her 6 Kids on a Shoplifting Spree; It's All Caught on Camera

I just can't. Latoya McKeown was arrested Monday after she and her six children, ranging in age from 6 to 15, were caught on surveillanc...

Man Gets Stabbed After He Refused to Change Positions During Ménage à Trois

Poor Ashley Hunter. The 33-year-old was arrested Monday and charged with aggravated assault after he stabbed Orlando DeWitt, a friend he inv...

Bobbi Kristina is Pregnant, Suicidal, Vows Never to Speak to Her Grandmother Again: reports

On this, the one year anniversary of Whitney Houston's death, the tabloids are filled with stories about her daughter Bobbi Kristina. Ac...

Lady Goes on 11-Hour Shoplifting Spree at Walmart

Jessie Cavanaugh, 20, was arrested earlier this month after she spent half a day (from 4am to 3pm) shoplifting in Walmart in Fargo, North Da...

Waffle House Bills Customers an Additional 20% For Security

One Waffle House in the Five Points area of Atlanta is tacking on an extra 20 percent surcharge to every bill to cover the cost hiring an of...

This Happened on Canada's Morning News This Morning

Morning News anchor Lisa Dutton demonstrated how to give a professional live on air. Her gums are itchy.

Pregnant 16-year-old Sues Parents Who Are Forcing Her to Get an Abortion

A pregnant 16-year-old Houston girl claims her parents are coercing her to have an abortion, but she wants to have the child. She sued her p...

Woman Says Singer Tried to Have Sex With Her at Nightclub

Since we don't known much about Latin music or Merengue, the name Elvis Crespo is foreign to us, but when he was sued for trying to have...

Man Calls 911, Admits to Killing Nagging Wife

Joseph Daniel Hilton, 62, from Kershaw, South Carolina is facing murder chargers after he shot and killed his wife on Monday, then called 91...

DMX on Recent Arrest: It Was a Big Waste of Time

While you were sleeping, rapper DMX was arrested in Spartanburg County, South Carolina and charged with driving without a license. According...

Man Tasered By Atlanta Mall Cop Darrien Long to Sue For Emotional Distress

Atlanta Mall manager/security guard Darien Long is a folk hero and a soon-to-be reality TV star. He has been working overtime to rid the mal...

Man Who Claimed Church Imprisoned, Beat Him for Being Gay: I Lied

Back in 2011, Michael Lowry made some shocking claims. The 22-year-old says members of the Word of Faith Fellowship Church in Spindale, NC h...

Detroit's Most Melodramatic News Reporter

WJBK reporter Andrea Isom is too much and gets caught up in the excitement. Here she is reporting on squatters who broke into a home in Detr...

Man Takes Lady Out on a Date to McDonald's, She Sets Him Up For Robbery

We all know fast food restaurants are not safe for life, but a man from Long Island, NY didn't expect a beatdown to wash those fries on ...

Christopher Dorner is Dead

After a gun fight with police, the body of 33-year-old rogue ex-cop Christopher Jordan Dorner was found inside a burned out cabin in Big Bea...

WATCH: Christopher Dorner in Shootout With Police

Christopher Dorner, the former LAPD officer wanted in 3 killings and vowed to kill as many cops as it takes to clear his name, is currently ...

12 People Attacked 6-Months-Pregnant Woman

A six-months pregnant woman was attacked by a group of 12 people -- including for teenagers -- outside of her home in Sanford, Florida on Su...

Man Who Crashed Adele's Grammys Acceptance Speech Begs Her to Save Him From Going to Jail

Vitalii Sediuk, the Ukrainian journalist, who crashed the Grammy Awards show then jumped on stage and mumbled some words into the microphone...

Student Gets 'C+' in Chemistry, Sues University for $1.3 million

A spoiled brat, er, a former Lehigh University graduate student is suing the school over a C-plus she got in chemistry back in 2009. Megan T...

TV Station's Emergency Alert System Hacked to Warn of Zombie Apocalypse

Viewers of KRTV in Montana got the crap scared out of them today when the station's regular programming was interrupted by news of a zom...

'Don't Ever Show Up at Anybody's House After They Tell You They’re Trying to Fight You'

It's hard to feel sorry for Ashley Hardy. She would like to think she's an innocent victim in this situation, but we're skeptica...

Man Shoots Himself to Avoid Going to Jail

A Pennsylvania man is in hospital today because he didn't want to go to jail. A Dauphin County man is recovering after he shot himself t...

Woman Sues Disneyland Because Donald Duck is Racist

Last week, Disneyland was slapped with two lawsuits claiming its characters are racist. Annelia Black says her family took a trip to the the...

It's Raining Spiders in Brazil

This may look like the stuff of nightmares, but it's quite normal in Paraná, Brazil. These brown spiders are also known as social spider...

Meanwhile, in Russia

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor glass doors will stop a Russian postal carrier from delivering the mail.

They Said Snow....

Everybody panic!

Harlem Shake v2013

The newest meme infecting the Internet at warp speed is the Harlem Shake. The regentrified Harlem shake, obviously. And for the record: This...

Cop-Killer Christopher Jordan Dorner's Manifesto

Police in California have launched a massive manhunt for former Los Angeles officer Christopher Dorner, who's suspected of killing f Mon...

Man Distracts Girlfriend As His Friends Steal Her TV

Some folks are just not very bright. An 18-year-old man distracted his girlfriend while two of his friends robbed her home of a flat-screen ...

NYPD Officers Place Goat Under Arrest

A goat thisclose to becoming someone's dinner, escaped from a slaughterhouse in Brooklyn last night and ran for its life. Sadly, it was ...

Katt Williams Finally Shows Up to Court, Confronts Reporter

After two no-shows, Katt Williams finally showed up to a Sacramento courtroom to face felony reckless evasion charges stemming from a bizarr...

Weeks After Being Released From Jail, Tranny Arrested Again For Performing Illegal Butt Shots

Poor Calvin Edward Butler. Cops just won't make him live. Last month, the 44-year-old -- who goes by the name "Tamieka Butler"...

Nanny Caught on Camera Abusing Child

After growing suspicious of their their nanny, a New York woman installed a “nanny cam” in a carbon monoxide detector. While watching the li...

Man Stabs Wife 119 Times, Beats Stepson With Skillet

We swear, the world is going mad. Lawrence Clinton Chambers, 40, appeared before a judge last night to face murder charges. Lawrence bru...

Cops Beat Man Over a Stick of Gum

A 19-year-old man says Milwaukee police beat him, pepper-sprayed and arrested him over a stick of Spearmint gum. Jordon Cain says he pulled ...

Man Arrested For Drunken Driving Inside Walmart

Obviously, this happened in Florida. Police in Brooksville, Fla. arrested Timothy Carr, 48, on Sunday after he was seen driving around a Wal...

5-year-old Girl Gives Professionals to 4-year-old Boys at Preschool

The mother of a 5-year-old girl who was caught giving a professional to a 4-year-old bot a The First Lutheran Church of Carson School -- a p...

Lady Flips Judge the Bird, Pays Dearly

Penelope Soto, 18, was arrested in Miami yesterday for possession of Xanax. While facing Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat, Pe...

Cops Caught on Camera Deliberately Ignoring 911 Calls

So this is why so many Florida-type stories happen in Florida. Police officers don't give a damn. According to documents and videos obt...

McDonald's Worker Throws Hot Grease at Manager

By now you know fast food restaurants are not safe for life, so what happened at a McDonald's restaurant in Henry County, Georgia, last ...

Meanwhile, in England

A woman goes on a racist rant in the emergency room at Ipswich Hospital in Suffolk, England on Saturday night. The crazy person was apprehen...

Homeless Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Stops Racist Man From Killing Woman

A homeless man named "Kai" was hitching a ride with a man through. While traveling through Fresno, California, the man -- who clai...

Woman Allows Man She Just Met to Tattoo His Name Across Her Face

This happened in Russia, so vodka was probably involved. A tattooist has inked his name across his girlfriend's face less than 24 hours ...

23-year-old Mother of 3 Jailed For Starving Newborn

Mother of the Year Walteria Bledsoe, 23, of Houston, was arrested and charged with injury to a child by omission after police said her 8-mon...

WATCH: The Beyoncé Bowl

Let's work! For those of you who were wondering why men in tights were throwing and catching a football at tonight's Beyoncé Bowl, w...

Lady Gaga Goes in on Ex-Assistant: She's a 'F**king Hood Rat Suing Me for Money She Didn’t Earn'

Lady Gaga's former personal assistant and best friend Jennifer O’Neill is suing her for unpaid overtime -- $393,000. Lady Gaga doesn...

Man Inhaling Balloons Taken Down By LAPD

Drugs are the devil! A man wanted on suspicion of drunken driving led police on a slow-speed chase through the streets of Los Angeles this m...

Pastor Apologizes For Getting Applebee's Waitress Fired

A "self-proclaimed" pastor in St Louis set the Internet on fire this week after what she scribbled on a restaurant receipt went vi...

Woman Claims Man Propositioned Her at Bed Bath & Beyond

While shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond in Webster, Texas on Wednesday afternoon, Kathleen McMillen says a man demanded she give him a p...